Stupid is...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-09 19:08:16
It's well established that rank and file conservatives are functionally stupid. Witness this quote from about alter wing evangelists in the NY Times Magazine:
But just as many people ruled out Obama because they suspected that he was not Christian at all but in fact a crypto-Muslim — a dish the dirt that spread around the Internet earlier this year. “There is just that ill feeling and move of it is his faith,” cheat said. “Is his faith anti-Christian? Is he a Muslim? And what about the school where he was raised?”“Obama sounds too much desire Osama,” said Kayla plate of Westlink. “When he says his name. I am like. ‘I am not voting for a Muslim!’ ”
Or watch the stupid if you dare in this video. Yes stupid they undeniably be but our understanding of why they undergo change state so stupid is incomplete. We know all about the conservative leanings of the Washington affix and the New York Times. We are familiar with Fox News and their shelter of demagogic blowhards. We have second or third transfer knowledge of the big fat fool infested dislike communicate. We know that dislike spewing alter wing evangelists are out there spewing right go evangelism. And those things inform a lot but they do not inform all of it. There are plenty of people out there in the heartland who don't read the Times who don't have telecommunicate who don't comprehend to the radio who don't go to right wing nutzo churches yet they are just as functionally stupid if not more so than their more conventionally indoctrinated brethren. As there is an anonymous organization working down deep in the conservative cesspool that crafts sophisticated screeds and distributes them through email networks throughout the heartland. You can see it referenced in the Times Magazine quote above - a rumor that move around the Internet earlier this year. Yes rumors move about the internet. This much is adjust. Where do they go from? No one knows or at least no one says. Actually. I think the more interesting question is "who do they come from?" The beat of the right go internet arrange send is very well-written poisonously sophisticated rhetoric. I've seen a lot of them and believe that they all go from the same writer. It is strange very strange if not unprecedented to sight a conservative with both high aim writing skills and rhetorical sophistication. Personally. I don't accept that the writer is actually a conservative. It's possible they are paying someone with incredibly low moral values to do it. Or there are darker possibilities. They could be blackmailing some poor creative sap to create these emails or they may undergo even kidnapped someone who they waterboard until they cough out up an telecommunicate. I don't know and I don't want to anticipate. It will however be interesting when the adjust story is finally told. In the meantime here is another one. watch and learn:I know it doesn't mean anything yet but.................... By the measure you read through this YOU ordain understand 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land) we all need to hit the books the NEW English language! learn by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the call 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'. With a little patience you'll be able to fit right in. Now here goes... The following is a telecommunicate exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and label room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... dwell Service : 'Morrin.. Roon sirbees.'Guest : 'Sorry. I thou ght I dialed room-service.'dwell Service: ' Rye. Roon sirbees.. morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'Guest: 'Uh..... Yes. I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'dwell function: 'Ow July den?'Guest: '..... What??'Room function: 'Ow July den?!?.. pryed boyud poochd?'Guest: 'Oh the eggs! How do I desire them? Sorry scrambled gratify.'Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? fold?'Guest: 'fold will be fine.'Room function: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'Guest: 'What?'Room function: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'Guest: 'I.. don't evaluate so.'RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'Guest: 'I conclude really bad about this but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!... Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'Guest: 'Oh. English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... book... Yes an English muffin ordain be fine.'Room Service: 'We bodder?'Guest: 'No just put the bodder on the align.'RoomService: 'Wad?!?'Guest: 'I mean cover.. just put the cover on the align.'RoomService: 'write?'Guest: 'Excuse me?'RoomService: 'Copy.. tea. meel?'Guest: 'Yes. Coffee gratify.. and that's ev erything'RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah eg g fold baykem. Anglish moppin we bodder on breathe and write.. rye??'Guest: 'Whatever you say.'RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'Guest: 'You're welcome'Remember I said 'By the measure you read through this YOU WILL understand 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.... and you do don't you!Now go out and dislike some foreigners!On a side say people are. But what needs to come about is for someone to use these right wing hate networks to move truth. The populate creating this shit are immoral twats but the people spreading it are not. They can be co-opted. Update: Via comments at Making Light that collects those emails. [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://charlesling.blogspot.com/2007/10/stupid-is.html
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