We're not sure why you'd want to hurt. Honestly he's a dear sweet man with a heart of gold. But apparently someone out there thinks that you've been hurt enough by his cinematic atrocities that you'd want to shoot his digi-version. The director will be placed into the upcoming
according to developer Running With Scissors' president Vince Desi. Between
you have plenty of reasons to want to off Boll. But is it enough to tempt you to play the third in a series of games that has scored averages between 55 and 62 percent?
I think Postal 2 suffered from coming out in the period of tiem where developers thought that changing environments and weapons in a generic FPS would insure instant success. I didn't find Postal 2 to be that horrible of a game it was simply mediocre like just about every game that came out in that period that wasn't made by Vavle or Epic.
But it wasnt really a game per say. More of comical cartoon violence just for the hell of it. So really who cares that it may as well have been and basically was little more than an unreal engine mod. You take Postal as a game it will dissapoint. You take postal as it was designed.. The chance to be uber violent just cos u can then what the hell. So while I agree that many games just bolted their own face on an aging fps engine at that time and the genre suffered for it. I dont believe you can really compare postal 2 to this.
I honestly think Postal was a good concept though the original one was the first game that ever left me with that creepy. I feel dirty after beating it feeling. The second one was more slapstick true but I still was mildly entertained watching the guy's life turn to shit.
$5 says someone makes a mod that makes every enemy in the game Uwe and then Uwe sues. This is all a clever plan for him to make millions to fund a new crappy video game movie. I'm not going to stand here and be a part of this good DAY sir.
"You think the 'OTT' cheap trick to sell games has spun itself out a bit?""Yeah maybe.. got any new ideas?""Well everyone hates Uwe Boll. Stick him in the game - that'll sell another couple of copies to people obsessed enough with the talentless numpty that they want to see him suffer!""Ker-ching!"
See he seized an opportunity where there was one. Namely make video game movies on the cheap. It's high time someone besides PTS dethroned this Summer's Eve poster boy and made a respectable video game movie before this twat destroys the genre.../rant. :)
In before someone says Uwe will sue their pants off. Hooray for parody being legal. Oh and also. Postal is a terrible terrible game. Though peeing on people in it is terribly fun.
Is he the one responsible for the House of the Dead movie? That was hands down and in all honesty the only movie I don't think I could ever sit through even if my life and the life of my loved ones depended on it. I made it maybe halfway through and went and found something more productive and fun to do like lighting my pubic hair on fire.
Hasn't anyone mentioned that he is directing the Postal movie? Maybe he's making fun of himself. Like a fat comedian that turns his being fat into comedy instead of shame maybe Uwe is trying to turn his failure into some sort of endearing characteristic.
If you throw in Thompson you better either be Rockstar or be ready to be shut down. While being able to kill him sounds great no doubt out could mod any game out right now to have his face in the game. Plus why would I want him dead. Once he's dead you can't make fun of him anymore. Then what are we going to do.
Well guess what? Postal 3 will be made from the Source Engine that powers Half-Life 2. Team Fortress 2 and Portal. This only means one thing. You can use Garry's mod to do anything you want with Uwe Boll's ragdoll and that includes blowing him up and making movies of him.
Well guess what? Postal 3 will be made from the Source Engine thatpowers Half-Life 2. Team Fortress 2 and Portal. This only means onething. You can use Garry's mod to do anything you want with UweBoll's ragdoll and that includes blowing him up and making movies ofhim.
So you'd kill a guy you never met just cos' he made some bad movies. Fact is even if its a game the sentiments stem from reality and can be a dangerous thing to encourage. Too many unhinged fellows out there. Meh! Hate is fun after all.
UWE BOLL TO MAKE NINJA ASSAULT. Uwe Boll could make the movie based on the 2002 Playstation 2 game Ninja Assault. The plot is set in feudal Japan 1620 and the evil Shogun Kagai was ambushed by a group of ninjas Guren,Gunjo and Aoi. Now Kagai is now resurrected from the dead and he wants to marry two very special women Siann daughter of the Amercian merchant Captain Jack Allen and Princess Koto. Now Guren,Gunjo and Aoi join forces with jack to hunt doan the spider demons,flying monkeys and battle against Shadow Khan,Tenshin,Ghan Mann and to stop Kagai at all cost. This can be good movie to make for Mr Boll. Thank You. BRUCE ACOSTAAUSTRALIA.
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